There’s a story in today’s paper about a restaurant worker who may have infected some of the people he served. We think this is a good use for emergency alerts, so it inspired this verse:
A guy making pizza got hepatitis
Now public health folks are having gastritis
2400 pizzas could have been infected
That’s thousands of people who should be protected
Before you start looking both yellow and green
You need to get in here and get our vaccine
When food’s gotten germy someone’s going to get hurt
It makes no difference if entrée or dessert
Before food gets you sick, you need an alert
